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唐伯虎画蝶

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唐伯虎画蝶

1。传说唐伯虎蝴蝶画得非常传神,有一姑苏女前往讨教遭拒,遂凿窗偷艺。一日见伯虎取一大盆,倒满墨汁,铺好宣纸,宽衣解带,将屁股浸入其中,再往宣纸上一坐,只见栩栩如生的蝴蝶赫然纸上。女大喜,以为得法,乃如法炮知一幅去伯虎处炫耀。伯虎见画连说不象,女不解,曰画法一样,为何不象。伯虎笑曰:你的蝴蝶没有头。


2。一个月黑风高的夜晚~~~一个女生遭到一个变态狂魔侵犯!正当魔掌进犯禁区时只听到那女生大叫"住手!...""用嘴巴!....."

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哈哈,真精典,谢谢楼主!!!!!!!

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